Sunday, July 25, 2004

The Joy of Six

Congratulations to Lance Armstrong for pulling off a sixth consecutive win in the Tour de France, the world's premier cycling event. I can already feel the lactic acid build-up I will inflict on myself tomorrow morning when I mount my steed at the crack of dawn and attack the meanest hill I can find. But isn't it ironic that Armstrong and his teammates are sponsored by the USPS, the U.S. Snail, whose service, in my experience, has been getting worse?